Tuesday Twee: Blue Ribbon Dog

I recently returned home from a business trip to find that Rory's cute polka dot collar had been changed out for a royal blue one.  And Bo claims that it's because her old one was dirty (how does chocolate brown even show dirt??), and that Rory herself had picked out the new one.  He's not fooling me; I'm totally on to the fact that he's trying to turn her into a boy.  I even heard him whispering secrets the other night to her about being a good tomboy. 

What to do?  Tie a pretty matching ribbon from Christmas to that boy collar of hers.  Boy dog, indeed.

Oh yeah!  That black flashy thing means treats, right?

My pretty bow makes people smile at me and call me a good girl.

Oh, gosh - this ol thing?

And here, I'll pretend to contemplate serious bunnies and squirrels.

I'm totally cuter than Nellie Oleson.

* I promise - cross my heart! - that this series won't consist solely of dog photos.  But there might be a lot of them.  Just sayin.