Friday, January 22, 2010

"Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds."

"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

"You can stop clapping now if you want. Really. You'll need your energy for cheering me later. Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhh."

"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."
"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA, just sooooo random!
These musings are all from the site Sleep Talkin Man.  The premise is that the husband says some really crackhead things in his sleep; things he'd never ever say awake.  His wife thought they were so hilarious that she started recording them so that she could post them on their blog the next morning.  I'll warn ya - the things he says are a little rated R, but oh goodness, some of the stuff he says is just so random-funny!!


  1. I should do this with my hubs. He says some funny stuff in his sleep too!

  2. I should tell Doug to do this to me...apparently I say weird things in my sleep...I like this wife's idea!

  3. Oh my gosh! J is a sleep talker (and a sleep truck driver). Stuff like that cracks me up (except when it happens too often and I don't get enough sleep).

  4. Praytell - what on earth is a sleep truck driver?? You haaave to explain that one!